I do hope no-one accuses me of negative campaigning for posting this - but it made me laugh out loud and I thought it might make you chuckle too. It's from Private Eye, and I've shamelessly lifted it from their pages, but (Eye lawyers please note!) it's a free advert for an excellent magazine, not theft of copyrighted material. So please go and buy a copy. Of course if the notoriously litigious Eye staff disagree with my interpretation, I hope they'll let me know and I'll take the carton down.